Innovation's Laying on Carpet Ministry
Attention, all carpet enthusiasts and aspiring floor-faithful followers! Get ready to roll, unroll, and stroll your way into the divine world of Innovation's groundbreaking ministry – it's not a laying on hands experience; it's a LAYING ON CARPET ministry! We promise, there won't be any magic carpets, but we can guarantee a hilarious ride through the floors of faith.
Once upon a time, in the sacred halls of Innovation, a revelation came to light – the power of prayer and a well-laid carpet go hand in hand. Literally. This ministry believes in the miraculous touch of plush, soft flooring beneath your feet.
March 14th, 15th, and 16th mark the holy trinity of carpet devotion. Choose your destiny and sign up for a day, or better yet, sign up for all three and become a true disciple of the Laying on Carpet ministry! Here's the divine breakdown:
1. **March 14th: Room Removal Rodeo**
- Join us as we embark on the daring quest of removing toys, fixtures, and more from the equation. Unleash your inner room wrangler and prepare to be amazed as we create space for the divine carpet to work its miracles.
2. **March 15th: Demo & Prep Extravaganza**
- Get ready to demolish the old, embrace the new, and witness the transformative power of preparation. This day is not for the faint of heart – it's a demo derby for the ages!
3. **March 16th: New Carpet Install Spectacle**
- The grand finale! It's time to roll out the red... or any color you prefer, carpet. Channel your inner interior designer and witness the miracle of a brand-new floor unfolding before your eyes.
Details:
Sign up for this heavenly experience, and we'll deliver the divine details straight to your inbox. Whether you're a seasoned carpet crusader or a newbie looking to expand your flooring faith, this is an opportunity you won't want to miss. It's not just a ministry; it's a chance to be a part of something truly shagalicious!
So, what are you waiting for? Lay down your reservations and join us for a flooring fiasco that'll have you rolling on the carpet with laughter. Sign up today and let the Laying on Carpet ministry change your world, one square foot at a time!